Santa is out of touch!

Lucy and I were driving in the car yesterday and discussing Christmas Presents. We talked about the various relatives we have and what we are going to make for them. Out of the blue, Lucy mentions Santa. She decides that we need to get Santa a present also. When asked what she would like to give Santa, she thought for a minute, and then replied, "A cell phone!"

When I get my drivers license....

I am going to go to the sewing machine store! Lucy exclaimed this morning. When asked why, she replied that she wants to sew. Well, guess I should have seen that answer coming!

Babies smell good!

Yesterday we babysat for a friends 6 week old baby. What a cutie! As Ad was holding him ever so gently in his lap, he looked up at me and said, "He smells like tater tots, or something else to eat!"

Ten years, man! Ten!

Where’ve you been for ten years?"
"I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself. I’m a professional killer."
"Oh, do you have to do postgraduate work for that, or can you jump right in?

In 6 days my first baby will be 10. This is worse than turning 30! I feel like someone punched me in my breathing mechanisms!

Anywho, we are going to go mini golfing as a family, and invite 3 friends for a movie date. Ad wants to see city of Ember, so I hope it is showing!

He wants to have an MP3 player for his birthday... So I guess we will be breaking the bank.. I mean a young man only turns 10 once, you know!

I can't vote for Angus.

Chuck Angus is running for re-election to the Radcliff, KY city council. I can't vote for him. This is why:

In denial

I am in denial! I have 3 things floating around my brain that I want to blog about.. I haven't done it yet, because writing it down makes it real. I don't want to confront all this yet, so tonight I am going to deny them exit from my head. Maybe tomorrow.

Will you smell my....

Any questions that start with "Will you smell my..." is dangerous. The answer to this question is always a resounding NO! Lk learned this lesson the hard way today. Aj asked her if she would smell his arm pit. For some reason, she said yes and then almost barfed on herself. Then Aj rubbed his arm pit on Ad's head. Ad asked Lk if she wanted to smell his head. For some reason she said yes, and then almost barfed on herself. We had to have a talk about questions to which one should always answer no.